Top, $30
Hollister Co. shorts, $30
Diba sandals, $15
Giorgio Armani eyeshadow, $32
Stila makeup
Estée Lauder fragrance, $57
Hollister Co. shorts, $30
Diba sandals, $15
Giorgio Armani eyeshadow, $32
Stila makeup
Estée Lauder fragrance, $57
Dress, $170
Forever Unique dress, £165
Rare Opulence dress, £160
Dress, $160
Dress, $120
Jane Norman dress, £45
Dress, £30
Lipsy dress
Forever Unique dress, £165
Rare Opulence dress, £160
Dress, $160
Dress, $120
Jane Norman dress, £45
Dress, £30
Lipsy dress
Bitch wanna slap?
Okay. Today in Math class, I was sitting with the new girl in my class. I was kindly minding my own business humming ‘One Thing’. She asked me if I liked One Direction. I was really happy, thinking I’d found another Directioner in this godforsaken land. But no.
Her: Ha. They’re gay
Me: No their not.
Her: The blonde one is.
Me: Niall?
Her: yeah. Whatever. GAY. I only like two. That one *points to Liam my background on my ipod* and that one *points to Zayn* They’re hot.
Me: No others?
Her: Nope. The rest are gay. Their songs are gay to. Absolutely no talent.
I sat there for the rest of the period, contemplating whether or not to reach over and slap her senseless. Bitch.
